I won't tell him what we bought or any details about our sex life.

[She says and gives him a quick kiss on the cheek.]
I promise.

[She wrinkles her nose playfully at him when he says no to the handcuffs.]

Okay fair enough, I don't love handcuffs either so that's fine. And a fleshlight is kind of a masturbation sleeve that apparently feels like a vagina or inside of a mouth. I know you usually do fine with your hand but you know, if you wanted a different sensation or something?