Considering how much of a loser he was and how bad he was at sex I'm pretty sure I was one of his only conquests, but I'm sure that shag carpeting was still full of crusty bong water spills.
[She smiles at him and makes a little waving off gesture.]
Don't worry, I'm not like that. I gave up the goth stuff when I dumped shitty boyfriend number four, he was so into all the Anne Rice crap that he insisted I wear fake fangs when I gave him a blowjob.
[Her eyes meet his and she raises an eyebrow.]
But I am curious, when you go all vampy do you get all sweaty and green and goblin like? I had an ex-boyfriend who turned like that right before he tried to kill me, although he might have been a demon? Or a demon vampire? Is that a thing?
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Date: 2021-07-28 10:43 pm (UTC)[She smiles at him and makes a little waving off gesture.]
Don't worry, I'm not like that. I gave up the goth stuff when I dumped shitty boyfriend number four, he was so into all the Anne Rice crap that he insisted I wear fake fangs when I gave him a blowjob.
[Her eyes meet his and she raises an eyebrow.]
But I am curious, when you go all vampy do you get all sweaty and green and goblin like? I had an ex-boyfriend who turned like that right before he tried to kill me, although he might have been a demon? Or a demon vampire? Is that a thing?